borderlimes:

i need one of those “fragile, handle with care” stamps they put on breakable packages but like. all over me.

waifus-of-hope:

Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:

1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM

2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a novel

imsofargone24:

😂

gretaphasmatosmartin:

verylilpimpin:

flinnyfloo:

localstarboy:

Her reaction to getting caught cheating is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂

Crying

Ms. Jackson? Ms. Jackson?

selflessbellamy:

all of my fellow introverts and old souls, please remember that there is no shame in:

• not enjoying parties 
  
• preferring a relaxed conversation to a big social gathering
• not drinking or smoking 
• thinking a lot 
• listening instead of talking
• not seeing the point in skipping classes
• needing time to yourself

teenagerposts:

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

soolagna-meow:

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

britneyspearsatmcdonalds:

capacity:

babyfairy:

privateschoolfeline:

theocseason4:

Don’t even know who Nancy is

Courtney straight up telling her to fucking delete tho

a white gay man telling a japanese trans woman that she’s “privileged” for jokingly saying she hates politics…i have to laugh

Gia literally gets to hate politics like it’s her right

gia is literally a legend LMAO she shakes up the worst imaginable gays so bad